Back in Action: Scott King

Ace CNN reporter, Cub Mountain, recently caught up with Scott King.  We have obtained excerpts of their interview.

Cub:  Scott, the entertainment world is buzzing about your comeback.  Tell us how you feel.

Scott:  Well Cub, to quote my favorite rapper, LL Cool J, “Don’t call it a comeback.”  I’ve always been an entertainer, just not one in the public eye.

Cub:       Everyone wants to know, how’s the knee injury?

Scott:     I don’t know what everyone’s talking about.  The reason that I was limping is because I stubbed my toe doing my secret move, the Triple Lindy with a Twist.  Man, that hurt!  But I’m o.k. and ready to move it!

 Cub:       If you’re not hurt, then why the drama over a potential knee injury?

Scott:     Because our PR guy is an idiot!

Cub:       How’s the training going?

Scott:     It’s been a lot of work, but right now I’m really concentrating on my nutrition.  I’m taking a combination of supplements including vitamin B-complex, vitamin C, fish oil, bee pollen extract and CoQ10.  I think that most of the competitors are ignoring the nutritional aspect of this competition.  I really plan to shine in that category.

 Cub:       Describe the secret move, the Triple Lindy with a Twist.

Scott:     It’s a combination of a Gene Kelly move from “Singin’ in the Rain” and a move made famous by Boogaloo Shrimp in the movie “Breakin’”.  I just hope that I can pull it off.  It’s no shuffle-ball-change box-step stuff that’s for sure!

 Cub:       Thanks Scott.  Good luck with the competition!

Scott:     Thanks Cub!  I feel good about my chances. 

2 thoughts on “Back in Action: Scott King

  1. Actually Scott, the Triple Lindy with a Twist was made famous by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie Back To School. Now that we’ve cleared that up, can you please respond to the recent doping allegations for performance enhancing dance supplements? 8,000% of your Daily Value of Vitamin B12 seems suspicious…

  2. Dance enhancing supplements? Hmmmm, there could be some basis for that allegation, as Scott has been training hard, but always sporting a quirky, smirky smile. If not B12, then maybe he is hiding a surpise up the sleeve of his red sequin dance shirt.

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