Back in Action: Scott King

Ace CNN reporter, Cub Mountain, recently caught up with Scott King.  We have obtained excerpts of their interview.

Cub:  Scott, the entertainment world is buzzing about your comeback.  Tell us how you feel.

Scott:  Well Cub, to quote my favorite rapper, LL Cool J, “Don’t call it a comeback.”  I’ve always been an entertainer, just not one in the public eye.

Cub:       Everyone wants to know, how’s the knee injury?

Scott:     I don’t know what everyone’s talking about.  The reason that I was limping is because I stubbed my toe doing my secret move, the Triple Lindy with a Twist.  Man, that hurt!  But I’m o.k. and ready to move it!

 Cub:       If you’re not hurt, then why the drama over a potential knee injury?

Scott:     Because our PR guy is an idiot!

Cub:       How’s the training going?

Scott:     It’s been a lot of work, but right now I’m really concentrating on my nutrition.  I’m taking a combination of supplements including vitamin B-complex, vitamin C, fish oil, bee pollen extract and CoQ10.  I think that most of the competitors are ignoring the nutritional aspect of this competition.  I really plan to shine in that category.

 Cub:       Describe the secret move, the Triple Lindy with a Twist.

Scott:     It’s a combination of a Gene Kelly move from “Singin’ in the Rain” and a move made famous by Boogaloo Shrimp in the movie “Breakin’”.  I just hope that I can pull it off.  It’s no shuffle-ball-change box-step stuff that’s for sure!

 Cub:       Thanks Scott.  Good luck with the competition!

Scott:     Thanks Cub!  I feel good about my chances.